I must be drunk all the time
me too chico, me too
always the kawaiiest, y’all best back the fuck off
I’m perf
sighs wistfully

there was a painful lack of fascinator-veil numbers but other than that
I must be drunk all the time
me too chico, me too
so i just finished watching the second season of my little pony
and uh
feels
so many feels guys you don’t even knowww
That’s a SCARY GOOD Vriska.
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life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
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I’m going to be making 10 treasure boxes!
I’m going to paint and decorate them. Inside will be things like;
- Dried flowers
- Shells
- Stickers- think mermaids, glow in the dark stars, glittery lovely things, monsters, witches, bats and ghouls
- Glitter
- Sparkly, shiny things
- A mixed CD
- Buttons, beads, feathers
- pom poms
- Hand made origami stars
- Recipes
- Halloween surprises
- Charms
- All my love
If you’re interested in receiving a present, you don’t need to send me any money but I do ask that you send me a return surprise present! Anything from drawings, hand made sweet things, a treasure box filled with things from where you are in the world- anything that will be lovely and that I can keep forever!
It would be so nice to receive wonderful presents from all over the world for no reason other than that it would be lovely!
If you’re interested, just reblog this post! The more times you reblog it, the more times you will be entered into the generator at the end of the week which will choose the winners at random! <3
Good luck kittens!
PS- Here’s a sneak peak- only half finished! <3
i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
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